Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Randomize
