My hair reeks of homosexuality.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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