there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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