Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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