I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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