Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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