using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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