"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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