If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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