new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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