Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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