no. you can't hotbox the world.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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