If i come over, it means nothing
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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