I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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