no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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