Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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