"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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