well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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