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(586): View more from Michigan

Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

(586): View more from Michigan

We did he did.

(586): View more from Michigan

When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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(972): View more from Texas

I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!

(1-228): View more from Mississippi

brownberry?

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(520): View more from Arizona

just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF

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(440): View more from Ohio

I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee

(1-440): View more from Ohio

please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation

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(260): View more from Indiana

Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.

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(760): View more from California

Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to

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