Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to