dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This baby is an asshole
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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