He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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