I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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