hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
