Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
