I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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