I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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