how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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