Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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