yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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