you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it glows. i had to have it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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