haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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