I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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