No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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