weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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