Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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