i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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