He is an equal opportunity slut.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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