YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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