He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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