Sponge bath it is.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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