Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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