zippers are such a cool invention
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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