Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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