She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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