He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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