Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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