i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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