somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I am available for nakedness
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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