Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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