Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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