it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just forgot I was standing up.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
