i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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