My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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