Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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