I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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