i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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